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Got My First Pheasant

So it is a beaaaautiful sunny January day and i am enjoying the drive back from my gym session …. Up ahead i can see a BIG pheasant crossing the road , like most pheasants he is taking his sweet merry time . I am starting to believe pheasants actually play “chicken” with cars !! Anyway so pheasant number one lets call him Bob !! So Bob gets safely across the road and then his buddy Bill thinks he will raise him on the chicken stakes ! The stupid bird runs out a mere few metres in front of me and then proceeds to go in a circle . Now in my mind he is yelling “hey Bob , Bob , HEY BOB !! Check me out woooohoooo …. bleeehhhhouuchhawww” AND yes you guessed it his feathery little butt met the underside of my car with an almighty collection of thumps ! A rather hesitant glance in my rear view mirror found him still flapping around in circles on the road !!! ” OHHHH MYYY GOSHHHHH BOB DID YOU SEEEEEE THAT ?? WOOHOO , I WIN !! YOU OWE ME A WORM BUDDY, EPIC!!! “